RECAP: Gwynnie Pretends She Is A Patti Smith Pink Punk Princess
TODAY in GOOP, Gywnnie dressed like a punk ass punk mothafucka at the Met Ball, whose theme this year was Punky Brewster punk. Here she is in all her pink ass punk ass Nancy Spungen punkness. She uses this GOOP to show off her extensive knowledge of punk rock, post punk, proto punk, and new wave music. JK. She doesn’t know the difference between any of those genres (actually, neither do I, so stop talking about it, already, college boyfriends, and let’s just listen to music and you be nice to be heart. Okay?) Gwynnie does know punk fashion. So throw on a black CBGB t-shirt and let’s take a peek at punk through the eyes of a rich yoga cleanse kale organic cotton lady!
Oooh! Gwynnie slid in an editorial “we” so that she could interview her stylist about why she chose a dress that doesn’t really seem much different from any other gala dress.
Nothing says anarchy, I don’t give a shit, and going against the grain like wearing a Valentino that requires 3 advanced fittings.
Except maybe a pair of $580 Alexander McQueen skull slippers. Is that red velvet or Joey Ramone? Because these slippers are so punk, I can’t see anything but Joey Ramone.
This Saint Laurent studded cuff is a $595 way to say “I have so much money that I don’t need to care about anything, which I guess is punk.” You can pretend to say the same thing for only $12.50 at Hot Topic.