RECAP: Who Cares?
TODAY in GOOP, a bunch of stupid shit. Gwynnie loves book clubs, even though she doesn’t really read, so in order to still feel like she’s a part of something she invented something called a Cook Book Club, which actually sounds like a dinner party and then she created a Goop issue about it like it’s something new despite half of all Goops focusing on food that surely Gwyneth doesn’t actually eat (fried chicken? HAHAHAHAHA!). The best parts are underlined.
Gwynnie practices faux modesty and it’s hilarious! Too little too late, you thigh gap-cleansing-lemon water drinking-one American Spirit a week smoking-backyard woodburning pizza oven owning-conscious uncoupler! We do not believe that you do not believe that you’re ideas are not good. What? But two thumbs up for getting all Stella Gets Her Groove Back with your smoked fish or whatever. It is YOUR party, Gwyneth. Smoke your fish if you want to!
Hey, we all know San Francisco is where the lifeblood of our present day worlds is now created, where microchip cloud-based wearable tech reigns supreme, and where some college dropout just developed something called Farm Heroes Saga that relatives you haven’t talked to in 15 years will invite you to play on Facebook. It is truly the center of innovation! And now, they’re revolutionizing book club conventions! Look out angel investors!