What does this “GOOP” stuff mean, anyway?

Some years ago, Gwyneth Paltrow explained what GOOP means in an interview with USA Today:

"It is a nickname, like my name is G.P., so that is really where it came from. And I wanted it to be a word that means nothing and could mean anything."

USA Today hasn’t asked us yet, but we’d like to clarify what GOOP YOU means in advance:

"To us, in terms of our blog, ‘goop’ actually means fuck. And, ‘you’ means goop. So there you have it. ‘GOOP YOU’ stands for fuck goop. We were searching for words that accurately say nothing/anything about our disdain for Gwyneth Paltrow and her blog, which we feel is about nothing we care about nor is it about anything that matters. That said, it is sometimes entertaining to read about $400-powders that help you poop.”